Piccolo
"OK who gave me this crappy mother F*uckin excuse for a f*ckin name."
"Goku. You are the sexiest bitch alive."
"Does this make my butt look big?"
"No. This is green paint."
Singing: "I'm to sexy for my cape."
"Oh my God. I want Justin."
"I swear to God Chi Chi and I are just training."
Sounding like the Crocidile hunter: "I'm going to slowly appraoch her and attempt to get her into the truck. Crikey, she's a beauty."
"South Park rules."
"How many times are they gonna kill me."
At a taping of DBZ: "Ok. What's my modivation?"
Singing: "Let the bodies hit the floor."
"Gohan, I thought we'd try a little role playing tonight...."
"Xena is my real mother."
wining:"But Vegeta, I wanna be Sailor Moon."

Vegeta
"I'm sorry. It was all my fault. That was stupid of me to do in the first place."
crying: "What about MY needs?"
"Bulma, I figure if I'm gonna keep blowing up the gravity room, it'd be quite rude of me not to help build it agian."
"Hey Bulma, do you like scary movies?"
"I swear Piccolo and I are just training..."
"I want JC."
"Look at my cutesy wootsy bunny wunny."
"Damn. I look good."
Singing: "Baby Bye Bye Bye."
"Trunks, Bra, I thought we'd try some arts and crafts today."
crying:"Why did Jack have to die. Now Rose is all alone."
singing "I'm not that innocent."

Dr Breifs cat
ANYTHING AT ALL

18
"Come give me somma dat sweet luvin Krillin."
"I swear Vegeta and I are only training."
"If I can't have Goku than no one can."

Bulma
"I love my hair and I'd never dare change it."
"Vegeta would be a great chip and Dale's dancer."
Singing: "Everything you say to me, takes me one step closer to the edge,"

Chi Chi:"Gohan, you go train right now or your grounded mister."
Gohan:"F*ck you b*tch. I'm outta hear."
Goku: "But Chi Chi, I want him to study."

Trunks: "I swear I don't want Goten."

Vegeta: "Hey Bulma, where's my dandruff shampoo? How can I train with these flakes?"

Krillin: *calls Goku on the phone*
Goku, picking up: "Hey."
Krillin:"Wazzzzzzzzzzzup!"
Goku:"Wazzzzzzzzup!"
Krillin:"What are ya doin?"
Goku:"Nuthin. Drink some Bud. Hey Vegeta, pick up the phone, its Krillin."
Vegeta:"Wazzzzz.."
Goku:"Wazzzz.."
Krillin:"Wazzzz.."
All 3:"uuuuuuuuuuup!"
Vegeta:"Yo Piccolo, pick up the phone."
Piccolo *drunk*: "Wazzzzzzzzup!"
All 4: "Wazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup!!!!!!!!

Pikachu: "Pika Pika Chu."
Vegeta: "Well aren't you a little cute pie."

Piccolo to Gohan, singing "...and I touch myself."

Krillin: "Vegeta, why are you licking my head?"
Vegeta: "I got a thing for bald guys."
18: "Hands off bitch."

Bulma: "I just love bananas."

Chi Chi: "I'm gonna be on Baywatch."

Piccolo *singing*: "Because I got high, because I got high..."

Bulma: "Trunk's why don't date more."
Trunks: "My heart was broken a long time ago, by the little mermaid."

Vegeta *in funky british accent*: "You are the weakest link, good-bye."

Vegeta: "You and me Kakarott. Right here, right now."
Goku: "What, you wanna fight me?"
Vegeta: "No. Jeopardy."
*On Jeopardy*
Alex Trebeck: "Son Goku. You have a grand total of $1,435,762."
Vegeta: "But my buzzer is broken."

Kame, in sunglasses and swim trunks: "F*ck the gardian sh*t I'm heading to the beach to pick up chicks."

Maset Roshi: "I'm gay and Trunks is my lover."
Trunk: "You weren't supposed to tell anybody."

Goten: "Shut your f*cking face Uncle fucker. You'r e a..." (from South Park the movie)

Raditz, Vegeta and Napa are at a table with Bull's shitrts on.
Vegeta: "Who do you think would win, a Super Saiyan or coach Ditka?"
Napa and Raditz: "Ditka."
Vegeta: "But what if Ditka WAS a Super Saiyan."
All: "Da Bulls."

Chi Chi to Gohan: "Well you see, sweetheart. I was drunk that night and you wouldn't believe how good Yamcha looks after a couple tequillas."

Chatzou *thinking*: "What am I going to be for Halloween."

-Krillin: "Shut the *#^% up Goku, you know I could kick your ass!!!!"

-Krillin: (In bed with Chi-Chi and Bulma) *Gulp* "Vegeta! Goku! Why are you home so early!!! No, not the garbage can! (Muffled) Awww, not again! I can't help it if I'm a chick magnet!"

-Bulma: "I love the way my hair looks; I'll never change it!"

-Chaotzu to Tien: "Shut up and take it like a man wussy".

-Vegeta making up a birthday list: "I want the Barbie dream house, and a pretty pink dress"

-Vegeta doing a public service announcment: "Always practice safe sex".

-Goku: "Screw you guys...I'm going home." (a la South Park again)

-Bulma: "OW! It hurts! Take it out! Take it out!"
-Vegeta: "Well, I will if you would stop moving around!" (*Let's not get too hentai people! Bulma just has a splinter stuck in her hand and she just can't take the damn thing out)

-Vegita: "I'm sorry."

-Gohan: "Mr. Piccolo, where do babies come from?"

-Girl #1: "It's Trunks!!"
-Girl #2: "Get him!"
-Trunks: "AHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! Girls!! Gettem away!!!!!!!!!" ::Flees into the arms of Goten::
-Goten: "There, there, I'll protect you."
::Goten carries Trunks off into the sunset.:::

-Chaotzu: "HOLY SH*T!!!!!!!!!"
-Tien: WHAT HAPPENED?!
-Chaotzu: "I'm a guy!!"
-Tien: "Then that means that I'm...AHHHH!!!!"

-Vegita: "Hey Bulma, I'm home!"
-Bulma: "Get in the bed, Sexfiend!"
-Vegita "But I've been training all day and I'm ti-Ahh!"
-Bulma: "RIDE HIM!!! YEEHAW!"
-Vegita: "Oh Kami..."

-Vegeta (on Power Puff Girls):" I wanna be Buttercup!"
-Piccolo: "I wanna be Bubbles!!!"

(singing-stupidly and dancing)
-Vegeta: "MMMbop!!!"
-Goku: "Livin' La Vida Loca!"
-Gohan: "I Love You!! You love me!!!"
-Trunks: "Teletubbieeesss!!!!"
-Freeza: "C' est la vie'!!!"
-Goten: "Quit Playin' Games with my Heart!!!"
-Ginyu Force: "Spice Up You Life!!!"
-Bulma: "The Beautiful People......!!!!"
-Chi Chi: (rapping) "Hi, my name is......"
-Cell: "Where'sThe Love?"
-Kao-sama: "A macarena........hi-ya!!"

-Vegeta:(standing on a chair) "AHHHHHH!!! Goku, HELP!!! It's a rat!!!"

-Vegeta: "Can I have a good night kiss.....honey?"
-Bulma: "You can have more than that........sweet boy........."

-Vegeta: (what he WOULD say) "You know the difference between you and me, Goku? I make this look GOOD!!!"

-Piccolo: "I need to get my hair cut!!!"

-Vegeta and Piccolo, playing with Tomagotchi's: "Pika, Pika, Pikachu! Pika pet, the best friend that you can get! Pokemon, Pikachu!"

-Bibi Di, Babi Di and Buu:"We're named after a fairy tale...what is wrong with this world..." (Cinderella)

-Gohan:*Cheesy English accent* "I am sorry, Mr.Cell, but I despise you. I'm afraid you'll have to be disposed of...If you would please step on the plastic so I don't ruin the floor..."

-Piccolo:*to Vegeta*"So waddya think, should I wear spandex too?"

-Bulma: (Picks up the phone) "Hello"
-Sinister Voice: "Do you like scary movies?"
-Bulma: " ...Goku?"

-Roshi: "Women are not inanimate sex objects. They are people who deserve love and respect not to be gawked at and drooled over like pieces of meat!"

-Radditz: "I really wish I could have been a better brother. I'm so sorry Kakarotto" * crying *

-Goku: "I'm sorry son, but you need to be punished,*removes his belt* This is gonna hurt me more * Kaioken!!!!* than it hurts you son KA-ME-HAAAA-MEEEEEEEEEEEEE-HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

-Piccolo: "Would you like fries with that?"

-Gohan: "I made a "D" on my report card" * sobs *
-ChiChi: "A "D" oh well grades arent that important anyway, run along and train now ok dear."
-Goku: "A "D"!!!!!!! That's it mister you're grounded!!! no training for a month!!!! Now go hit the books!!"

-Gohan: "Mr. Piccolo touched my special area!!!!"

-Trunks & Goten: ( in jail ) "Man she sure didn't look like a cop, did she????"

-Krillin: "Pimpin aint easy!!!!!" * ala WWF *
-Puar: "Two words S*ck It!!!!" *also WWF*


-Vegeta (Austin Powers): "All right, shut your hole and move it, Dr. Evil."
-Chichi (Alotta Fagina): *has Bulma in a headlock with a gun pointed at her* "Hold it!"
-Bulma (Vanessa): "Forget about me, Austin! Save yourself!"
-Piccolo (Dr. Evil): It seems the tables have turned, Mr. Powers.
-Gohan (Scott): *walks in room* "Hey dad--!"
-Vegeta: *grabs Gohan and points his gun at him* "It seems the tables have turned once again, Dr. Evil."
-Piccolo: "Go ahead. Kill the little bastard. See if I care."
-Gohan: "But dad! We just had a breakthrough at the group today!"
-Piccolo: "I had the whole group cremated you little dork!"
-Gohan: "I hate you! I wish I had never been created in a laboratory!" *runs off*
-Piccolo: "Now, Scott. It hurts daddy when you say that."

-Vegeta: "Aww!! Pikachu, you're so cute! Yes, you are! Yes, you are! So adorable!"
-Trunks: "Tousan! I didn't know you had a Piikachu! Oh, he's so cute!"
-Piccolo: "Oooo!! Let me see! Let me see! *picks up Pikachu* I wanna love him an' hug him an' squeeze him . . ."
-Puar: "And I thought Yamucha was gay!"

-Gokou: "I was thinking"

-Piccolo: "Anyone know whose brilliant idea it was to name me after a musical instrument?"
-Nail: "And what about me? Building supplies?"
-Dende: "Then what the hell am I? I mean, what hell is a Dende anyway?"
-Guru: "Yeah, do you know what Guru sounds like? I mean, come on! I sound like I sell vitamins or exercise equipment!"

-DBZ women: "Spice Girls ain't got nothin' on us!"

-Piccolo: "Gohan, I'm sick of sparring. Let's order some pizza and watch the Laker game tonite."
-Gohan: "But, Piccolo, I LIKE it when you beat me down."
-Piccolo: "You sick little bitch!! Get away from me!"

-Kamesennin(to Saiyans): "You guys should try heavy metal; kiss my ass! HAHA!!"

-US censors: "Of COURSE we know what we're doing!"

-Freeza: "Ginyuu, I have something to tell you.."
-Ginyuu: "What is it, Freeza?"
-Freeza: "I really AM a woman."
-Ginyuu: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!I have nothing left to live for!" (puts revolver to head)

-Vegeta: "You will die by my hand, Ka... Kaka.... Kaka........... aww, shoot. LINE!"

-Bulma: "You know they say that Vegeta's one bad mother..."
-Chichi: "Shut your mouth!"
-Bulma: "But I'm talking 'bout Vegeta!"
-Chichi: "Then I can dig it."

-Piccolo: (singing) "Near, far, whever you are I believe that our love will go oooooooonnnnnn."

-Gohan: (to the Pokemon theme song) "Gotta find 'em all, Dragon Ball!"

-Trunks: "What the @&%^!"
-Vegeta: "TRUNKS!!! I will not have that kind of lanquage in this house, young man! Now march yourself upstsirs this instant so I can wash that filthy mouth of yours out with soap."

-Chichi: "Honest, officer, I thought the speed limit was 75!"

-Gohan: "Gee, Piccolo, it sure is great having you as a surrogate father."
-Piccolo: "Actually, Gohan, about that 'surrogate' part. Chichi and I have been meaning to tell you for awhile, now..."

-Vegeta: "Can't sleep, clown'll eat me........ Can't sleep, clown'll eat me......"

-Piccolo: "What do you mean green's not my color?!"

-Piccolo(to Vegeta):" Bulmas clothes are on your floor because....uh..... damn!"

-Shenglong(as he comes out of the dragonballs): "Live from New York City itsSaturday Night Live!!!!!"

-Cell Jrs: "Daddy where did we come from?"

-Roshi: "Sex is bad, pannies are gross ladies are yucky"

-Nappa: "I'm SSJ how can you tell? Just look at my blonde chest hair."

-Vegetto: "Look at my perty earings....."

-Nappa: (Vejiita & Nappa Landing on earth) "OOOOOOHH! OOOOOOOOH I can't hold it!!!!"

-Piccolo: "I'll have a number 2 super-sized!"

-Goku: "He hits hard, better just play dead and hope for the best"

-Vegita: "Nobody better lay a finger on my Butterfinger!"

-Goku: "I don't know what I would have done if Mr. Satan hadn't jump in"

-Yamcha: "Don't you find it strange how Piccolo has such an interest in Gohan?"
-Chi-Chi: "Well, he is his father..."
-Goku: "WHAT?!"

-Shen-Long: "Now here's my wish..."

-Mr. Popo: "What am I, seriously?"

-Picollo: "Shut up, woman!"
-Gohan: "Picollo, who are you talking to?"
-Picollo: "My femine side, Duh!"

-Tien: "I must admit (wail), Mr.Clean is my.....father (contious sobs)."
-Picollo: "I'm scared, I want my parent...type..thing."
-Vegeta: "I want my mommy!"
-Gokuu: "Who is your mommy anyway?"
-Vegeta: "I..I.I don't know."

-Trunks:(to Master Roshi) "How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?"
-Master Roshi: "I never made it without bitting. Ask Son Gokuu."
-Trunks:(to Gokuu) "How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?"
-Gokuu: "Ohhhhh! Candy!"
(Gokuu rips the tootsie pop out of Trunks hand and swallows it while the wrapper is still on)
-Gokuu: "What was the question again?"

-DBZ crew:(to Piccolo, who has a 40 in his hand) "CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! CHUG!"

-Vegeta to Goku: "Oh! My friend! I have to ask you for something! ... well... uhm...Do you have some Viagra?"

(Gokou and Vegeta re-appear back into a fight and their halos dissapper)
-Vegeta and Gokou singing: "We're back to fight! ALRIGHT!! (sang in the tune of a BSB song)"
-Vegeta: *pointing at Buu* "Watch out, Buu, we're back again!!!"
*both break dancing*
-Vegeta flipping through a teen magazine: "OH MY GOSH!!! IT'S LIKE...NICK!!!"

-Piccolo: "Awww, you're so cute"
-Furby: "May-Lah-Kah: Kah very hungry ah,ah,ah"
-Piccolo: "aww little fluffer wuffer furber hungrey? yeeesss....yessss"
-Bra: "God Damn Furby..."*throws it against the wall*
-Vegeta: "Huny you know daddy spent 6 hours standing in a line at Kay-bee to get you that Furby"
-Bra: "Then you're stupider than you look, crapface! This Furby is a piece of Sh*t!!"

-Vegita and Piccolo:(singing) "Macho, macho man... I want to be a macho man."

-Piccolo: "Tell me, do you like my antennas up or down?"

-Vegeta: "Gettin Jiggy wit it! nah nah nah nah nah nah nah...."

-Chibi Trunks:: at the potty:: "Diaper go down the hole!!!" : watches as his diaper goes down the toilet::

-Tien: " Why won't Rogaine work for me? I workd for Raditz."

-Bra ::to Vegeta:: " No daddy,let me kill him! he destroyed my favorite pair of shoes."

-Trunks: "I-I-I.... I'M REALLY A GIRL!"
(Thousands of female fans all around the world suddenly take a knife to their hearts and kill themselves.)

-Piccolo: "Gohan, I don't know how to say this... but...." ::sniff::
-Gohan: "?"
-Piccolo: "I LOVE YOU!!!!!"
-Gohan: ::Bursts out crying and embraces Piccolo.:: "ME TOO!"

-Vegeta: "Hey homie! Hooked ahn ebonics wuhked foh me bruthah!"

(ChiChi is hanging from the bow of a ship with Goku supporting her.)
-ChiChi: "Oh Goku, I'm FLYING!"
-Goku: "Yeah right, B*TCH!" ::Throws her off of the ship.::
-ChiChi: "AAAAAAAAAH! YOU BASTARD!!!!" *splash*

Goku naming Goten- "I shall call him, Mini Me."

Freeza- "I'm gay and proud."
American Fans- "I never could have guessed Freeza was gay!"

Piccol-"I am the Namek formaly know as Piccolo."

Freeza-"I hate balls."

Shenlong-"all you do is take take take. What about my needs huh? What about what I want?"

Japenese Fans-"I just love what the American censors did with the show."

Gohan to a teacher after he learns about sexual abuse-"Mr. Piccolo has touched my swimsuit area before."

Chi Chi-"I wanna be just like Lil' Kim."

Vegeta-"Group hug!!!"

Krillin on the tv selling his new book-"How to Make Love to and Android show you step by step..."

Bra-"Common daddy I wanna fight."
Vegeta-"No honey. Fighting is wrong. So is sex."

Krillin: "Oh the David Borianis had the tightest ass..."

Goten: "I swear Trunks and I are just training."

Vegeta: "What you chu talkin bout Bulma."

Bulma: "Damn you Vegeta. What did I tell you about wearing my underware?"

Shin: "Kibito, I want you to stop hanging around with all those goats."
Kibito: "I will fuck whatever I want you stupid cunt now fuck off."